India: It's just like Jenny Craig

I walked in on a conversation the other day between two of my students. One of the girls is half-India, half-Australian and a bit on the heavier side. She was apprently explaining to the other girl why she was overweight.

"Everyone in Australia and America is fat," she said.

The other girl pointed to me as I walked in and said, "But Lindsey Ma'm isn't fat."

"That's because she's in India right now."

My secret is out. The true purpose of my trip to India: weight loss.